I Want Newer, Germ-free Models

Runny-nosed, puking, needy-ass, sick children are not what I signed up for when I got pregs.

Seriously, if I could trade them in for newer, germ free, shinier models today, I would.

I'm sick of lysoling. I'm sick of making toast.  And I'm DAMN sick of snuggling.  Mostly because child #2 has decided that every EXPOSED inch of my face/hand/arm/hair is her personal kleenex.  I had a college roommate like that once.  Always wiping her snot on everything BESIDES a Kleenex.  Things didn't really work out between us...

Anyway, child #2 needs to get better.  I'm selfish, cranky, anxious, tired...and newsflash, not super nurturing today.  I'm not Mother Teresa.  I'm not Florence Nightingale (that was a REAL nurse, right?  Not a porn star name? I'd hate to get my nurses confused) either. Some mothers will claim snuggling with their spawn when they are sick are some of the joys of motherhood.  I bet those bitches enjoyed being pregnant, too.  They're lying to themselves and humanity and they should be burned like the witches in Salem.  Just sayin'

Oh, and one more thing I'm sick of.  CO PAYS.  Especially to be sent home with a virus.  I guess fevers of 218 degrees fahrenheit are totally normal when you have a virus.  Whatev.