Ain't Nobody Got Time For Crafts

I don't have time to exercise. I don't have time to read.  Frankly, I don't have time to be posting to this damn blog....BUT,  it makes me feel better. Hmm, exercise probably would too--but this is wayy more fun.

I get these magazines in the mail, that I keep subscribing to like I have time to do the crafty crap they explain in detail. I don't even have the time to READ the freakin' magazine, let alone cut foam pumpkins in half, spray paint them, wait for them to dry, and magically create a wreath for my front door that is seasonally appropriate. Shoooot....I'll be lucky if we carve pumpkins by Christmas...2014.  

I hear this voice of reason (that I find myself giving the finger to) that says, "well, it if was important to you, you'd find time." Yeah. I know. I'd get up a little earlier in the morning to run a couple of miles, and I'd make crafts with my kids, and then spend another hour cleaning up afterwards while they destroyed a different room of my house if aforementioned craft and family bonding time was important to me. 

Well, I'm proud to say that I've been NoDoz, Monster Energy, Red Bull, and 5 Hour Energy free my whole life, and a crappy foam pumpkin wreath isn't going to break me now. Wait. WHERE'S MY PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE WITH TWO CREAMS?!